This used to be a volcano. Now it's a tourist trap.

This is where salmon without hops used to get stuck swimming upstream. Now all Salmon can take the stairs to the left.

This is what we came 3000 miles for?

No,

I shall call this land: Hebronia.

Hebronian Lass.

Hebronian people are known for their big noses, dark eyes, and glasses that they stole from Jeff Goldblum.

You can put this where the sun don't shine: Iceland during winter.

This horse has the same hair as Jackie.

"Did Chinese people do your highlights as well?"

"Hey, horse, stop stealing the spotlight!"

Meanwhile, not far away...

Thingvellir or "Assembly Field." This is where the old viking Parliment was held. It is a natural formation created by the conjoining of two continental plates.

Clear water.

Iceland actually looks a lot like New Mexico, except green and black instead of tan.

This is where they used to drown witches.

The earth is ripping apart!

Nice street art in Reykjavik

Icelandic people are actually quite fashionable. Actually, because the population is so small, it's possible to recognize the people on billboards working around town. For example, a model for 66 degrees North, the local coat company, served us coffee at a bookstore.

Reykjavik's finest supermarket. Bonus: Bid Better!